A few weeks ago 中天亚洲台 (channel 52) showed a chubby taiwanese uncle showing off the same kungfu.
Someone kicked his crotch so hard I felt the pain.
Okay, so he can definitely lactose intolerant very well but don't know if his didi can still experience sensation? 
Heehee... how come in the above pic, he printed 加大 on his shorts? 